Stupid as in, how do I get out of downtown? Oh wait, missed the exit so I’ll turn around. Oh crap, can’t turn around here. Jeeze louise, I left downtown 10 minutes ago and hey, I’m back! Right, I’ve been getting off at this exit my entire life and still, I went the wrong way!
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Riding the bus makes you stupid
Posted in I left my brain…somewhere, Snippet on June 2, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Weekend wrap-up – chaos reigns and a case of the crabs
Posted in I left my brain…somewhere, Life happens, My guy, Nighty-night (sleep tight) on March 13, 2006 | 1 Comment »
Funny thing, in the comments of my previous posts, Whylime asked me if I was sure Jamie wasn’t teething, because a lot of what I was describing sounded like, well, a teething baby. Turns out, I’m a big fat dumb-ass, and yes, he’s teething. Those damn molars. I swear this kid has peek-a-boo teeth. One [...]
That’s why they call it Monday
Posted in I left my brain…somewhere, Life happens, Wedded…Bliss? on January 9, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
So…I was late for work this morning. More than a half-hour late actually. I was getting ready to leave, almost on time, and couldn’t find my keys. Then I couldn’t find my jacket. Then I realized, my jacket was in the car, because Jamie was asleep last night when we got home from my dad’s. [...]
Random thoughts
Posted in I left my brain…somewhere, Snippet on October 19, 2005 | 1 Comment »
Is it retro if it’s been in your closet for ten years? Or are you just stingy and outdated?
Why are the drivers in my downtown hell-bent on mowing down pedestrians? Someone died last month and it’s gotten worse. What gives?
Why won’t my son eat breakfast? Is it his molars coming in (GOD HELP US), [...]
Cautionary tale
Posted in Breastfeeding, I left my brain…somewhere, Mommyhood, Working girl on February 18, 2005 | Leave a Comment »
My friend D and I were emailing back and forth the other day, talking about my supply issues. She had lots of tips because she struggled to keep up with her baby as well. One thing she mentioned was popping the front cover of the pump to clean behind it. Oh, the front cover comes [...]
Wanted: Lyrics to O Little Town of Bethlehem
Posted in I left my brain…somewhere on December 22, 2004 | Leave a Comment »
I love to sing to the Boy. My voice is a little rusty – high school choir was a long time ago – but it’s getting stronger and strangly enough he seems to like it. In honor of the season, we’ve been singing Christmas songs. Rudolph and Jingle Bells for dancing around the house, quieter [...]



