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Stupid as in, how do I get out of downtown? Oh wait, missed the exit so I’ll turn around. Oh crap, can’t turn around here. Jeeze louise, I left downtown 10 minutes ago and hey, I’m back! Right, I’ve been getting off at this exit my entire life and still, I went the wrong way!
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Funny thing, in the comments of my previous posts, Whylime  asked me if I was sure Jamie wasn’t teething, because a lot of what I was describing sounded like, well, a teething baby. Turns out, I’m a big fat dumb-ass, and yes, he’s teething. Those damn molars. I swear this kid has peek-a-boo teeth. One [...]

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So…I was late for work this morning. More than a half-hour late actually. I was getting ready to leave, almost on time, and couldn’t find my keys. Then I couldn’t find my jacket. Then I realized, my jacket was in the car, because Jamie was asleep last night when we got home from my dad’s. [...]

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Is it retro if it’s been in your closet for ten years? Or are you just stingy and outdated?
Why are the drivers in my downtown hell-bent on mowing down pedestrians? Someone died last month and it’s gotten worse. What gives?
Why won’t my son eat breakfast? Is it his molars coming in (GOD HELP US), [...]

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My friend D and I were emailing back and forth the other day, talking about my supply issues. She had lots of tips because she struggled to keep up with her baby as well. One thing she mentioned was popping the front cover of the pump to clean behind it. Oh, the front cover comes [...]

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I love to sing to the Boy.  My voice is a little rusty – high school choir was a long time ago – but it’s getting stronger and strangly enough he seems to like it.  In honor of the season, we’ve been singing Christmas songs.  Rudolph and Jingle Bells for dancing around the house, quieter [...]

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